It’s like the difference between getting a real Christmas tree and opting for a fake one accompanied with pine scented spray. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the appeal of an electric fireplace that can be flicked on at a moment’s notice, but when it comes to that pure, crisp aroma of burning wood, gas fireplaces will forever reign supreme. Can you imagine the amazing spiderweb designs you could hang in this place? Plus, the plan sports a gas fireplace, and nothing screams FALL like the smell of a fire in a gas fireplace. And, by "Halloween," I mean any day you feel like getting your ghost on! Take Floor Plan 18-4512, for instance. Why? Because everything’s new! It’s beautiful! It’s awesome! It’s like the first day of Spring or the spank of a newborn’s butt…It’s perfection!! (See footnote below **)īut look-just because your newly built house is less likely to actually be haunted, that doesn’t mean it can’t rock Halloween. On the other hand, if you build your own house, you won’t have to worry about any of that. One would hope that last one would be caught during the inspection, but you never know.
Are deadly spiders popping out of the walls RIGHT THIS SECOND!?!.Was the house ever used as a morgue or mortuary?.Did someone die in it? How? When? Where? Were they murdered?.The truth is, when you buy a preexisting house, especially a super old one, you’re never 100% sure of its history. Need a reason to build your own house as opposed to buying a preexisting home? Here’s one-DEAD PEOPLE! Look, I don’t know about y’all, but when my future kids ask if there’s something under their beds, I want my answer to be a firm “No.” Likewise, when my future mother-in-law explains that she was just chased down the hall by a snarling clown creature, I want to be confident when I say to my husband-“Honey, Mom's not getting enough sleep.”įind a house plan. Nothing serious here, just seriously great designs! Warning: This blog is meant to be lighthearted Halloween fun.
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